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Leader of the Clang Association
or how I learned to love the mob
Created on 2003-12-11 12:55:35 (#1526399), last updated 2007-11-29
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Basic Info| Name: | Francis the Talking Mule |
|---|---|
| Birthdate: | 06-08 |
| Location: | Over the Rainbow, United States |
BioClang, clang, clang went the trolley,
Ding, ding, ding went the bell,
Zing, zing, zing went my heart strings...
I'm a real sweety. Man, like honey ya know? Some would say that I can be an asshole but don't listen to those ones. Like I said, I'm a sweety. Small furry animals want to be me, women want to be withthem...with me damn it.
Listen, did I ever tell you that I am, in fact, the Great and Powerful Oz? Maybe I shouldn't let that out but let's be honest here. Some secrets are hard to keep for so many years.
...and I've started thinking about the old saying "Momma didn't raise no fool." But what if she did? Which one of us is it?
It's too late to be careful. Go straight to goofy mode.
Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! I am you.
Ding, ding, ding went the bell,
Zing, zing, zing went my heart strings...
I'm a real sweety. Man, like honey ya know? Some would say that I can be an asshole but don't listen to those ones. Like I said, I'm a sweety. Small furry animals want to be me, women want to be with
Listen, did I ever tell you that I am, in fact, the Great and Powerful Oz? Maybe I shouldn't let that out but let's be honest here. Some secrets are hard to keep for so many years.
...and I've started thinking about the old saying "Momma didn't raise no fool." But what if she did? Which one of us is it?
It's too late to be careful. Go straight to goofy mode.
Monkey! Monkey! Monkey! I am you.
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